Francine is sure gonna lose her shit when she sees her. Oh my God. Francine, are you up?

Roberta may like Jennifer Hudson, but my crazy sister in law thinks she’s her Rita Moreno. Like, “Jennifer Hudson is Roberta’s Rita Moreno”? I don’t even know what the hell that even means.

Roberta may like Jennifer Hudson, but my crazy sister in law Francine thinks that Hudson is her Rita Moreno. What the hell? “Jennifer Hudson is Roberta’s Rita Moreno “? I don’t even know what that means.

But what about Roberta? She’s my age. We know this adult show premiere Q & A is a free pass for Roberta to dress like an elderly woman. She just can call it a costume.

But what about Roberta? She’s my age. We know this adult show premiere Q & A is a free pass for Roberta to dress like an elderly actress. She just needs to call it a costume.

Junior I don't believe it! The Tony winner is singing an ABBA classic with the Grammy and Oscar winner! It's like seeing Meryl Streep and Amanda Seyfried doing this! I'm crying! It's also like seeing Aunt Francine singing this to Hayley when she's leaving for college.

After more than seven decades on stage and screen, Rita's one of just a handful of artists to win an Emmy, a Grammy, an Oscar, and a Tony. She's got an EGOT. But being a pioneer is never easy. For years, she was pigeonholed as what she called, "the house ethnic." She says she played all her parts with the same accent, because "nobody seemed to care."

I’m not wearing anybody. I was suggesting to wear Rita Moreno, but Cleveland said since Francine was gonna attend, Roberta will wear her. What a bitch! Okay. Ready guys?

Good for her. So this is why you’re a big fan of her. She won two Emmys, a Tony, a Grammy... and an Oscar for her flawless portrayal of Anita in West Side Story!!! I’m so proud of her!

Francine's "Afterglow" part in our wedding. She said, "Had to walk all the way to Roberta's piu to say hi to her fav." Let me guess who Roberta's fav is. Mrs. Hawthorne?

In computers, Rita felt nervous about this new "Typing Agent" thing, and then her chair tipped back, and she passed out. Ms. Moore calls the nurse to help her recover. As Ms. Moore takes Rita to the Mrs. Click, she told her to lay Rita down on the cot until she wakes up.

But what about Roberta? She’s my age. Everybody knows adult show premiere Q & A’s are a free pass for teenage girls to dress like elderly actresses. They just have to call it a costume.

when was the time julia gillard played with a fred silly face finger puppet? when she wanted to charge the electric company $37 for mending her broken seam off her costly dress.

I don't wanna see Roberta tell her fav about Whitney Houston. Well, if she sees Whitney Houston perform like that in front of a crowd, then Roberta's gonna! Could you also get her nightgown? It's behind the bathroom door.

Cut! Oscar, you're not supposed to let Angela see herself until the end when she figures out she's a girl. Let's continue on to Angela's line. Action! Why, what do I look like?

The national anthem performed by the Stoolbend Orchestra and sung by our daughter Roberta! I don’t know why you made her look like Whitney Houston! Because her teacher, Mrs. Hawthorne, loved Whitney Houston when she was a kid! She heard “I Wanna Dance with Somebody “ at camp during a newspaper pageant. She did this for her, and the whole school.