"Hayley turns 19 on May 8th. Let's do something "Fancy" for her birthday. Reba McEntire is one of her favorite artists. We would like to get the Smith family a video, call, or even better, a visit from Reba. Contact Stan Smith on Facebook."

Mom, I just got a phone call from Lana saying that Rita Moreno is cast as Anita in the Broadway character production of Who’s Dying to be a Millionaire. Oh... my.., gosh Hayley! I gotta tell the boys! Stan, Steve, guess what!

Happily Ever After began with my plush Sally from Nightmare Before Christmas when I first got her from the Disney store. She asked me to read her a bedtime story. I think this "Happily Ever After" note is copied off of another book.

Stan, remember the steps. Take him to the step, and then explain. Remember, it's all there for you. Roger, you're put on this step because you were not talking politely to Hayley. Now you stay on the step until I come and get you. Because that behavior is not acceptable. And it's not a game.

kerry bail what were your parents thinking when they named you? they were thinking that i was $4000 on bail from the bank of bail on bail and so they named me kerry bail! now i'm on bail!

." and then she paid me in full but then rhys had to add "well you didn't have to blackball judge judy just to get to me." then i say "i know but that was while i was still on drugs." of nowhere and says "i know what's going on with you. you hid the truth from hayley because you didn't want her to find out." then i add "yes i know about the ordeal now."

I’m Stan and this is my family from our house in Langley Falls Virginia. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America and to the republic for which it stands, one nation under God, indivisible with liberty and justice for all.

We had a fun lip sync game here, and you went and... I mean. Cher, over here, shouldn't have smacked her like that, and you, shouldn't have thrown a mallet at her, oh my Hera! The slap was the reason Wonder Woman called Katana Cher.

And then, before we board on, Stan says to my little girl, "Can you hear the drums Fernando?" in the worst Cher impression. He started to annoy my 19 year old with his Cher impression, and I wanted to smack him across the face and say, "Snap out of it!" So I can show him what a pro I am on Cher impressions.

I loved getting along with her. The night before the show, I was singing our number we shared while taking a shower. When the real night when we performed Happy Together came, Cleveland invited a lot of my friends from choir to sing with us. I stood next to my friend Maya, we held her hands through the whole thing.

I heard you screaming and I knew the Ali had to be up to something. Come on. We’re getting out of here. YARN Memes, when will they learn? They cannot run from me. Besides, I’d still call this a win.

Her battle was so big she was about to lose it. As soon it was time for Valerie to get her needed rest, I also dozed off in her room for a couple hours. Then, at 10:06 in the morning, I heard this loud beep, and then she closed her eyes and died. I felt so sad I wanted to go home.

Freddy, play a few paradiddles. Katie, look at me, come in on A, nice. Zach. Zach, my man, look at me, come in on A, there we go. Now, Lawrence. Take me to the moon baby!!! Alright, ladies, sing happy birthday every time I sing happy birthday to you, and also sing to you at the end. Alright? Alright. One Two Three Four!

While looking at the memory book about the big Cedar Point trip, Roberta looks at the picture of her resting on Florence's lap, with her also dozing off. Roberta cries tears of joy. Florence had such a cute face when she sleeps. I seriously miss those adorable faces she makes in her sleep. She was so adorable.

Abbiejean, I am very very sorry that I hit you. It was because you called Roberta crazy, and maybe I should've told on you. Abbiejean Kane-Archer, that is not a way to behave in school! And for this, you are in big trouble until you apologize to Rallo. And Rallo, I do accept your apology.

"Oprah: 'So long, farewell, you really raised the bar. If you were me, you'd buy them all a car!' I loved Oprah's goodbye to Jay!" Really nice Roberta. Thank you Junior. It was so cool when Oprah sang. It's like the video Hayley posted of Aunt Francine getting excited when Carol Burnett does her Tarzan yell for him.