Days of Wine and D'oh'ses - The Simpsons [S11E18]

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Days of Wine and D'oh'ses - The Simpsons [S11E18]
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Homer doesn't like it when Barney quits drinking; Bart and Lisa get into trouble when they enter a photo contest for the new phone book cover.

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09 Apr 2000
Days of Wine and D'oh'ses
Neil Affleck
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Released 2000-04-09, Rated TV-PG
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Released 2000-04-09, Rated TV-PG
Score 21.692
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Released 2000-04-09, Rated TV-PG
Score 17.492
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Released 2000-04-09, Rated TV-PG
Score 16.643
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Released 2000-04-09, Rated TV-PG
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Released 2000-04-09, Rated TV-PG
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Released 2000-04-09, Rated TV-PG
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Released 2000-04-09, Rated TV-PG
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Released 2000-04-09, Rated TV-PG
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Released 2000-04-09, Rated TV-PG
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Released 2000-04-09, Rated TV-PG
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Released 2000-04-09, Rated TV-PG
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Released 2000-04-09, Rated TV-PG
Score 13.124
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