Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina - South Park [S09E01]

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Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina - South Park [S09E01]
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After Mr. Garrison gets an operation and becomes a woman, Kyle decides he wants to be black and Gerald decides he wants to be a dolphin.

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09 Mar 2005
Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina
Trey Parker
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Released 2005-03-09, Rated TV-MA
Score 23.890
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Released 2005-03-09, Rated TV-MA
Score 22.281
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Released 2005-03-09, Rated TV-MA
Score 22.004
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Released 2005-03-09, Rated TV-MA
Score 21.839
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Released 2005-03-09, Rated TV-MA
Score 21.601
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Released 2005-03-09, Rated TV-MA
Score 21.482
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Released 2005-03-09, Rated TV-MA
Score 21.274
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Released 2005-03-09, Rated TV-MA
Score 19.521
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Released 2005-03-09, Rated TV-MA
Score 19.190
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Released 2005-03-09, Rated TV-MA
Score 18.890
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Released 2005-03-09, Rated TV-MA
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Released 2005-03-09, Rated TV-MA
Score 18.474
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Released 2005-03-09, Rated TV-MA
Score 18.440
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Released 2005-03-09, Rated TV-MA
Score 18.209
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Released 2005-03-09, Rated TV-MA
Score 17.559
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Released 2005-03-09, Rated TV-MA
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Released 2005-03-09, Rated TV-MA
Score 16.970
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Released 2005-03-09, Rated TV-MA
Score 16.747
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- Why? Why do I have to accept it when I can change it? - The answer is NO, Kyle! You're NOT going to have negroplasty! - Why? Why do I have to accept it when I can change it? - The answer is NO, Kyle! You're NOT going to have negroplasty! Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
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Released 2005-03-09, Rated TV-MA
Score 16.722
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Released 2005-03-09, Rated TV-MA
Score 16.510
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I beat out YOUR fat ass, Cartman!
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Released 2005-03-09, Rated TV-MA
Score 16.471
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Released 2005-03-09, Rated TV-MA
Score 16.391
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